THE PORCELAIN THRONE isn't just a place to take care of business - it's prime real estate for deep thoughts, clever tricks, and a bit of mischief. This book is packed with over 100 HILARIOUS GAMES, PUZZLES, PRANKS and PROJECTS to turn your time on the toilet into pure entertainment.

? UNLEASH YOUR INNER BATHROOM GENIUS WITH:
- Toilet roll tube gargoyles and origami dragons
- The lost art of toilet roll telekinesis
- The mysterious vanishing toothbrush trick And a whole lot more to keep you entertained

? THE ULTIMATE GIFT FOR:
- Dad, who will pretend he's too mature for this but read it anyway
- Your "hard-to-buy-for" brother who has everything - except this
- Any teenage boy who finds bathroom humour endlessly funny

? PERFECT FOR:
- Stocking stuffers, white elephant exchanges, and gag gifts
- Anyone who takes their bathroom breaks a little too seriously
- Those looking to make their throne time the highlight of the day

Whether it's five minutes or a full retreat, this book ensures your time on the toilet is never wasted...